Jacinda added her own to the end, thought I would share :D
10 Signs You Are in Mommy Burn Out Mode
1. You secretly fantasize about being kidless
2. You consider a doctor’s appointment your “me” time
3. You feel empathy when you read about a mother who left her kid in the car while she partied at the bar
4. If you have to watch one more episode of Dora (or Thomas or Bob), you’re going to put a fork in your eye
5. When you’re daughter asks you to make (yet another) snack for her you burst into tears
6. When your husband asks how your day was you respond with, “How the "insert bad word here" do you think my day was?!”
7. An hour alone to browse the aisles in Costco sounds better than a week in Hawaii with the family
8. You pour your first glass of wine at noon...Or pull out the ice cream...
9. It’s been a week since you gave the toddler a bath
10. You feel like a complete failure
My OWN Additions
11. You wake up singing the theme song from Thomas the Tank Engine or Any song from one of the 72 Land Before Time episodes.
12. You just realized you haven't showered in 3 days. (I admit this has happened to me at least once!)
13. And when you do get to shower, you consider it a luxurious 10 minute "me" time.
14. The highlight of your day was the mail... even though you know you aren't expecting anything.
15. When you go to the bathroom, you do so with the intent of gettting a sweet 5 minutes to your whole self, (ok maybe even 1, you're not that picky)